is an earthquake -- >> oh, energy bar. good. >> stephanie: there's nothing in there damn it. look, it is the john and pam show calling everybody. where's my jingle? ♪ from ohio, it's the john and pam show ♪ ♪ it's the john and pam john and pam john and pam show ♪ >> stephanie: good morning john and pam show. >> happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday dear stephanie, happy birthday to you, belated ♪ >> stephanie: you two are just -- i want to spoon with you 24/7 constantly. >> hey, just wanted to tell you guys that starting tomorrow morning, ohio gets to start voting early. everybody in the buckeye state to get obama back in office. >> stephanie: let's do it. thank you, kids, thank you pam. >> i love you guys. get out and vote, vote, vote, vote, vote! >> stephanie: that was the john and pam show. when they tell you to do something, do it! [ applause ] >> don't they have a governor who is an idiot? >> stephanie: here is a story i was getting to. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] i was drunk.